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March 2, 2022
Insane things that happened this recess
Malcolm Singh
Read more about extremely crazy things that happened during this recess… You won't believe number 2!>!!
Recently during the first recess some extremely cool things happened. The first thing that I remember happening is that Cameron and his friends came over and talked to us which is extremely interesting and cool. At this point the aforementioned Simon Breitner was lying on the ground and being very interesting. But this was just the beginning!!
After that Evan and Duncan started sitting in a toilet which is extremely interesting. Simon then attacked me and started beating me up for trying to punch the toilet because it was uncomfortable and I wanted to make it more comfortable. This was of course, until we were stopped by the school duty teacher who told us that we were not allowed to sit on the toilet…
We were playing soccer so people were kicking snow balls around since we did not have a real ball which is very cool but Betty destroyed the snow ball by stepping on it (just like what Spencer normally does).
This eventually resulted in Evan throwing snow at Simon who was doing the splits or something (reference to the time Simon threw a hard piece of snow at me and it hit my right testicle and made my stomach hurt for the entire recess.)
So then Evan went to the wall because he was in trouble and other stuff happened then ended.
The only other interesting thing that happened is that Simon went to jail in the bush but then… later escaped
The aforementioned Simon Breitner
In other news …
Evan went to the hospital and got his cast removed.………………page 7
Evan missed History today due to getting his cast removed……………….page 7
Evan cast removed??………….……page 7
Evan cast removed??………….……page 7
Evan cast removed??………….……page 7
Evan cast removed??………….……page 7